weird incidents

its been a while since i blogged. but i've been saving up good incidents from the past week to put into one post. i bet you will like all of them.

i know this is a lot of writing. but i promise its worth reading.

incident #1:

i went running. i was about home when all the sudden this little boy that looks like a mix between a troll and a midget pops out from the bushes with a fishing pole and yells "no one passes!."

i was already on my last dying breath. i attempted running past him, but he blocked me. so i had to take a moment gather ALL my breaths and fake him out. once i passed him he started chasing me. luckily i had enough breaths to run him out. i was literally scared.

imagine that ^. except as a little boy, not a man.

incident #2:

this is a conversation i had in my mind while playing volleyball at helaman halls this past week.

hi my name is [annoying girl playing volleyball- insert whatever name] and think i am the bomb and i love showing off. Let me just hit the ball and then fall dramatically to the ground and look at every boy to see if they are watching, then laugh my head off. Now im going to jump right back up and start dancing to every song playing and then looking at the boys and laughing all over again. Hey kid come feel my abs. I know, Im strong. Oh wait, actually just look at them [as she proceeds to lift her shirt up]. hahahahh ahh i just hit a ball so i think i am going to fall dramatically to the ground again. I should go cause i have SOO much homework, but i am just so competetive that i cant just leave! okay one more shot. oh i just hit the ball. thats my que to fall over. hahaha im soo funny [even though im NOT] and that girl over there, [kaesi] looks like she wants to punch me.

oh wait. i DID want to punch her.

i wish i had a picture, but i dont. just imagine some blonde girl that loves attention. 

incident #3:

i woke up. went to the salon at 9 am. left the salon at 9 pm. went to bed at 9:30. woke up at 1. couldnt fall asleep till 4! i am telling you this because i am having dreams about hair. i was doing something to someones hair and i literally woke up and caught myself reaching for the clients hair. in the dark. in my room. in the middle of the air. in the middle of the night.. and its only the beginning.

incident #4:

i've been wanting to go long boarding this past week. i finally got some peeps to come with me. candace, ben, and tyson. we started at nunns. finished at nunns. you know that first hill if you start at nunns? i thought i was gonna hit some lady so i went to the side. hit a crack and biffed it. not even 5 seconds [literally] into the canyon. candace saw me fall so she jumped off and got hurt just as bad. ben and tyson almost crashed. but they didnt. me and candace both have many battle wounds. i personally have gashes on my knee, elbow, hip, lower back, upper back, & shoulder.

incident #5:

i have given 4 people hair cuts this week. 

-my dad [with instructor supervision]

-brandall [with no supervision]

-michael [with no supervision]
-tyson [with no supervision]

they all turned out pretty well if i do say so myself.

any boys need haircuts?? 

i will do it for free. i need hours people.